I am genuinely glad to finally see *Not Vision* and Paul Bettany return, but seriously, like this? Queue the vague trying-to-be-spoiler-free criticisms of every episode! -- Episode 1: ♪ Tell me why! - Everyone inside, but not the guy outside? Really? Did he even need to be there? Had he not been there, it'd seem less stupid. - Is all of it gonna be this nonsensical? Episode 2: ♪ Let the baddies hit the floor! - I think someone forgot the s'mores. Methinks there's enough glass on the ground that they could make glass angels together! - There's also enough baddies on the floor that they could make baddie angels together, but no, nope, nein! Gotta keep the stupid flowing! - I've got a legitimate question. How is this Paladin still alive? EPISODE PENDING: - ...